Happy [Noun] To [Pronoun]!

There are [number] reasons why [pronoun] became an [adjective] teacher:

1. [Subject] allowed [pronoun] to talk about [noun].
2. [Plural silly noun] made my [noun] [verb].
3. [Adjective] [noun] [verb] beyond anything [pronoun] could [verb] [exclamation]!

In other words, Happy 50th Birthday, Mad Libs! 

You're the [adverb] [adjective or noun, depending on your formal understanding vs. informal speech habits, mon frere]!